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1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
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11. Gíraffar urðu til eftir að Chuck Norris gaf hesti utan undir.
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14. Chuck Norris les ekki bækur. Hann starir á þær þangað til að hann fær þær upplýsingar sem hann vill.
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26. Chuck Norris kýldi eitt sinn mann í sálina.
27. Þegar Chuck Norris gengur inn í herbergi kveikir hann ekki ljósin – hann slekkur á myrkrinu.
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38. Ef blað vinnur stein, steinn vinnur skæri og skæri vinna blað, hvað vinnur allt saman? Chuck Norris.
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Gleðilegt “Allt saman”

Þar sem að mér er þokkalega sama um trúarskoðanir og stefnur annarra, og vil ekki troða neinum um tær, Þá sendi ég ykkur þessa góðu kveðju eins og ég hef gert á hverju ári.

Kær kveðja frá okkur hér í Danmörku.
Don Tidz & co

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not.At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

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It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts–your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

Radiation cause interesting mutations–not to your future children, but to you, right then and there.

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

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All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French bread.

It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off–even while scuba diving.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

Kitchens don’t have light switches.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

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Any person waking from a nightmare will bolt upright and pant.

It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.


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Nú er það ljótt!!

Nú er það svakalegt. haldið þið ekki að IKEA sé búið að kaupa  Ww. Til að halda uppá þetta hafa þeir byrjað með því að setja fyrsta bílinn á markað.  Þess má geta að þetta krefst smá þolinmæði.


 
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Hlutabréf eða bjór?

Ef þið hefðuð lagt 100.000 krónur í að kaupa hlutabréf Nortel fyrir einu ári síðan væri verðmæti bréfanna í dag um 4.900 krónur.

Hefði sama fjárfesting verið lögð í Enron væri sú eign í dag um 1.650 krónur.

Hefðuð þið keypt bréf í World Com fyrir 100.000 krónur væri minna en 500 kall eftir.

Hefði peningurinn hins vegar verið notaður til að kaupa Thule-bjór fyrir einu ári síðan þá hefði verið hægt að drekka hann allan og fara síðan með dósirnar í endurvinnslu og hafa um 21.400 krónur upp úr því.

Þegar ofangreint er athugað virðist vera vænlegur kostur fyrir fjárfesta að drekka stíft og endurvinna!

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Hér er svona 5 mínútna crash course í kínversku.  Og mæli ég með því að þetta sé lesið upphátt.

Enska                                               Kínverska
 

That’s not right!                                              Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive?                       Hu Yu Hai Ding


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Stupid Man                                                      Dum Fuk


Small Horse                                                     Tai Ni Po Ni

 
Did you go to the beach?                                  Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table!                           Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni


I think you need a face lift!                              Chin Tu Fat

 
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I thought you were on a diet!                           Wai Yu Mun Ching


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Hraðamælingar eru vissulega hættulegt sport!

 

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick, Northumberland, UK, were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road .

Speed gun - trap motorists

One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea, which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a complaint to the RAF [Royal Air Force] Liaison Office. Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style.

Tornado speed trap

‘Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your ‘hostile radar equipment’ and sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched’.

 

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Já komið er að því að hripa eitthvað smotterí hér inn, svona fyrst maður er með þetta. Engin ástæða til að halda úti aukasíðu undir skriferí ef að ekkert er á hana skrifað.

Mikið gerst síðustu daga. Þar má einna helst nefna flutningana sem fóru fram í kyrrþey, eða svo gott sem. Allavega þá var bílstjóra og kerru sárt saknað. Þeas meldu sig til 2 bílstjórar með sitthvora kerruna, mætti svo bara annar þeirra. Þrátt fyrir að vera með drengina sína. Skildi svo eftir kerruna þegar hann þurfti að fara. Hvernig stóð á því að kerran “allt í einu” var orðin sturtukerra, veit ég ekki. Málið er í rannsókn.  Gekk þetta því mun hægar en planlagt var. Vil ég þakka öllum sem að löggðu hönd á plóginn. Sérstaklega vil ég þakka Vigni sem mætti eins og sönnum félaga sæmir fyrr en planlagt var, og rúffaði mesta smádraslinu saman með mér niður í íbúð. Makalaust hvað kemst fyrir í litlu Toyotunni hans. Komst ekkert að ráði fyrir í mínum, enda bara hanskahólf á stærð við hliðina á Toyoutunni hans. Mætti þó eitthvað af fólki þegar líða tók á daginn og var þetta þá klárað að mestu leyti. Erna Og Ásdís eru greinilega spíttfíklar báðar 2, því ekki var mikið slappað af hjá þeim á meðan þær voru þarna.

En eins og sagt var er ég fluttur. Úr 65fm í 103fm, sem verður að teljast til töluverðrar stækkunar. Frá því að hafa ekkert skápapláss í að hafa eitt það mesta skápapláss sem maður hefði getað ýmindað sér. Úr því að hafa lítið baðherbergi með setubaðkari, á stærð við símaklefa til að hafa 2 baðherbergi með sturtu á öðrum stað og sturtu og baðkari í “ekta” stærð á hinu. Er ég einnig með 2 verandir. Þeas eina sem er hægt að nota þegar maður vill grilla og aðra sem er bakvið, og er ansi smá.

Ekki er þó allt farið af kollegie-inu ennþá því eitthvað á ég nú af drasli þarna í kjallaranum, fékk ég línu vinkonu til að mæta klukkan eitthvað rugl í fyrramálið og taka þetta með mér á kerruna sína. Arriseraði því að vinkona bifvélavirkja míns sem að rekur genbrugs dæmi eitthvað, kemur og hirðir það sem ekki á að fara í rusl.

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Skemmtileg ferð í alla staði. Þrátt fyrir margar merkilegar skyndiákvarðanir og fl komumst við Jens nú heilir og höldnu aftur til Horsens.

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